colin-crossing:

my friend hates her mother’s evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin

barbieprivilege:

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

thelighttasteslikelasagna:

jakemorph:

in this essay i won’t

hesitate, bitch

pukicho:

creeperx3:

pukicho:

My new song ‘toss me into the sun’ will be the antithesis to fly me to the moon

Then call it “Toss me into the sun”

What part of this post did you manage to miss

amemait:

glorianas:

my fave bit of black dog folklore is that in some folklore there is a belief that the first person buried in a cemetery stays there and doesn’t cross over and helps other spirits move on and protects them from evil spirits, now naturally people want to avoid this fate for their loved ones and themselves so they would sometimes bury a dog first and it would return in the shape of a big black dog and protect the newly dead from evil spirits and occasionally the living as well

this kind of spirit is called a church grim

You mean it’s called a good doggie.

himapapaftw:

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

just-shower-thoughts:

The spiders that live in Buckingham Palace now are probably the descendants of the spiders that lived there during Victorian times - it’s a whole parallel royal family but with spiders

araxoolie:

Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?

worrdless:

averagefairy:

i haven’t been able to forget this guy’s look from school of rock ever since i first saw that movie i was only 9 but i knew he was serving

Demitri Martin once said,

“I saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and I thought, “That is cool.” But then I saw another guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, “That is not cool.” Then I figured it out: ‘Cool’ is all about leather sleeves.””

and you know what? spot on.

the-patron-saint-of-tony-hawk:

masonicbeheadingritual:

shen-ancalhar:

seashellronan:

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

The scurvy got him

eridanus-supervvoid:

sunshine-mlm:

sunshine-mlm:

Gays!! Wake up!!

GAYS

pancakemilkshake:

hyperchaotix:

officialdeadlinejon:

officialdeadlinejon:

political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up

I think old people do this just to feel better about themselves because they don’t know how to use a computer and think that it works the other way around for some reason.

I fixed it

iopele:

finnskywallker:

my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. that’s a mood babey

Originally posted by fresherbrine

gavrockandroll:

you are the dancing queen

young and sweet

this bitch empty yeet